@cowellracing @GoffsDBS is there another one for me in that quartet?!

@P0DGY @BACRFC that will be the 1st reply you’ve ever sent to clients, enjoy Berlin #YouDontWorkYouJustWhatsAppPicsOfNathAllDay

@DarrenAllinson9 @jebbsinclair anything for my old mate Eugene

This Driving Mad programme on @BBCOne is driving me mad. Mainly due to the West Brom accent #pun #trafficwardens #westbromich
@DeanHammond13 my boychi didn’t know you we’re going enjoy my boychi don’t get too burnt lol!

Hey frenchy @bcasseau we’re better than u and u know it! #itsscience

@_TommyBell @Will_Tayls91 ha how is the 6.5kg monster?!

Special mention to all involved with the 🍦top work #englandwin

The Argentinians’ BBQ went down a treat with the players. Looks like @kidjamerson serves up a good Mr Whippy too! http://t.co/S6Ou3UIBmU

Everyone get following and supporting @SuitsforTroops an amazing concept for our injured servicemen that I’m proud to be an ambassador of!

@ajbails RAGING 😡😡…. Looks like it’s a session for 1 then haha.

How do you fancy the chance to win a VIP trip for 2 to the AvivaPremFinal on 31 May at Twickenham? http://t.co/iJ22lWZ8CL #BePartOfIt

Travel to Saracens to watch Warriors http://t.co/bSNW9tbRWU
 @Ollie_frost23 Apr

@JMBNutrition more people need to know this! Great info!
@McInallyStuart Braveheart is on now channel ‘More4′ ‘sky 138′ #Freedome
 @andyjshort23 Apr

Massive good luck to @BryanRennie and @jamesgrindal representing @Barbarian_FC tonight.
 @chrisjonesrugby23 Apr

Happy st georges day everyone!
 @Jake_Abbott23 Apr

@mrmikekennedy very proud of you mike 👍
 @Jake_Abbott22 Apr

@CaiGriffiths @AndyGoode10 @EddShervington surely you should just expect these kind of tweets from me lads. Do I still surprise you?
 @AndyGoode1022 Apr

@EddShervington @Jake_Abbott agreed Shervs, horrendous tweet Jack!
 @andyjshort22 Apr

Whoever is behind the @paddypower account is a comedy genius. Coming out with some absolute belters. 😂😂